28/3 – Which-country-do-you-prefer test or Tuborg vs Brahma.

Please note that this test has been developed based on highly scientific studies of personal experiences and quite reliable sources of hear say. Which questions that might be based on which of the two, is classified as confidential information. The analysis of the test will reflect the definite truth, as close to it as you will ever get.

1. Shop assistants 1 – detail stores.
a) From the second you enter the store the shop assistant will stalk you no further away than 23 cm until you leave the store again. The shop will never run out of shop assistants, irrespective of how many customers are in there.
b) You have to stalk the shop assistant for at least 12 minutes to get his/her attention to ask a question or to be able to pay for what you want to buy, even though there are no other people in the shop.

2. Shop assistants 2 – supermarket.
a) A semi-grumpy girl who is talking to you in something which is impossible to understand.
b) A semi-grumpy girl who won’t talk to you at all.

3. Taxi drivers.
a) A talkative, friendly taxi driver who plays good music but drives like he’s some kind of Highlander character (see PlayStation live episode).
b) A grumpy, old taxi driver whose only words are likely to be: “You’re not allowed to eat apples in the taxi.” and who tunes in the All Classical Music Radio Channel while taking you to where you want to go within the speed limits…with some margins…

4. Robberies.
a) A bunch of glue-smelling kids robs you of your bag, money, camera, jewellery and other things they can make money from and you’ll have to walk home sweating, angry and probably a bit shocked.
b) A bunch of brat-wannabe teenagers robs you of your Canada Goose jacket and you’ll have to walk home freezing, angry and probably a bit shocked.

5. Flirting.
a) Flirting has been rationalized. A millisecond of eye contact is enough for someone of the opposite sex (or the same if you’re close to life saving tower 8) to attack you with his/her tongue.
b) You spend the whole evening flirting and trying to get someone’s attention to find out one of the following: i) The person just had something in his/her eye and leaves without talking to you, ii) The person leaves with his/her partner without talking to you, or iii) The person is interested in people of the other sex than what you happen to belong to and leaves without talking to you.

Only a) answers:
Rio is the place for you. Slightly more organised than our Spanish friends and never lack of people when you need someone to help you.

Only b) answers:
Don’t ever leave Denmark! Throw away your passport and stay away from the borders. If you’ve got a single a) or two in there, you could allow yourself to drive across to Germany to buy some beer or take the ferry to Sweden for some Christmas shopping.