Thursday, February 24, 2011

24/2 – Logic free laws and food, food and more food.

You know the situations where you’re supposed to go through a door for example, and there’s this other person arriving at the same millisecond at the door, and then both of you hesitate about who should go first. Both of you then end up trying to be polite and convincing the other person to go first. (If you’re Dutch you’re already through the door by now, so just continue reading a bit further down, please.) This will then go on for some time until both of you give up on trying to be polite and you both go through the door – at the same time – with the awkward near collision occurring, which is what you tried to avoid in the first place.
Now, imagine the same behaviour, but with cars, and not with two involved, but four. That’s what you get constantly in New Mexico, and apparently also in the rest of this boot and truck loving country. For some reason, the Americans think it’s a brilliant idea of having four way intersections where all exits have a stop sign. How on this planet are you then going to be able to figure out who goes first? You go. No, you go. Nah, after you. No no, you go. Ladies/biggest/oldest/whatever first. Ok, I go. Ok, I go as well then. You get my point, couldn’t get more confusing than this in traffic.
Once you’ve survived the intersections on your way to the city, you’ll be struck by the next illogical set-up when you try to order beer for yourself and your course mates. (FYI, empirical research has  shown that you need a passport to buy alcohol.) When you're about to pick up the three beers to go back to the pool table, the barmaid will kindly inform you that you can only carry two beers at the time. Eh? My first thought was that they might be a bit fuzzy about staining the carpet, but why would you then put a carpet in a bar? No, it’s by New Mexican law. You’re only allowed to carry two beers at the time. Thanks to this regulation, the barmaid shouldn’t be able to over serve you. Eh, again? How about restricting how many beers she can sell you instead? Anyways, all you need to do is to ask the barmaid to carry them for you, she’s allowed to carry as many as she wants, because she’s got special training for it.

As I wrote the other day, I definitely had a good couple of weeks in the world capital of hot air ballooning. Long days in the classroom and hours and hours of homework, but during the second course week we managed to get our heads around to do some food touring in the evenings to clear our minds. Albuquerque’s best Indian food, best sushi, best New Mexican food and best New Orleans Cajun cuisine are some of the experiences that we went through. All thanks to our fellow course mate and food expert from Oklahoma, who had a daily mission of finding the “best of” choice for the evening.
However, the Saturday dinner at Sandia Peak took the prize. It had it all – excellent food, good wine – with passport – and coffee, nice service and an amazingly romantic view of the city. The good company box was easily ticked off as well, and it’s not every year you get to have Valentine’s dinner with no less than five guys at the top of a mountain. And since they all had passed the main challenge of the previous few days of remembering to order flowers for their better halves at home, they could all relax and enjoy the evening comfortably aware of that the flowers were on their way. 
The Sandia tramway, at the North East corner of Albuquerque, took us up to the peak and after watching the sunset and the city lightening up in freezing subzero winds, it was time for some high level food – both regarding altitude at 10,378 ft and quality. If the tram would have stopped working, we could easily have rolled down the hill, all the way to Uptown. 

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

22/2 – Ok, how do I…

…do this tree skiing thing? Those tall solid things are like ski magnets. Perhaps someone could help me confirm the basic tactics? I’ve always thought it would be comparable to any other obstacle course you do, slalom for example, i.e. to avoid the things that might hurt hitting. However, until now I’ve tried this orienteering tactics instead. Treating the trees like the check points with orange and white triangles which you should all physically touch to be allowed to continue. Suspecting that this is not the best way to do it though. Will try something different tomorrow.
Also, does anyone know a rock star called Sam? He must have been staying in my room before I got here on Saturday since I had groupies banging and kicking on my door for the first couple of nights. Must be a popular guy, this Sam.
If I’d been a 22 year old male, I might have found it a bit interesting having drunk blondes kicking on my door trying to get in at 01:11 in the morning. But since I’m a 30+ year old female, young girls looking for Sam don’t appeal that much to me.
Oh, just for your information, it won’t stop snowing at this place.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Saturday, February 19, 2011

19/2 – Bye Bye Albuquerque – Hello Jackson!

Time flies when having fun and if also being busy at the same time it not only flies but rockets past. Two weeks of loading the brain with drilling theory in Albuquerque came to an end in no time. 

On my way to the airport, I made a last pit stop in Old Town, just to make sure I had actually filled my monthly quota of shops with souvenirs and handmade thingies. Old Town is the number one tourist trap in Albuquerque, but as one of the locals stated – a nice trap to be caught in. The same instant you’ve made a left hand turn at the traffic light from the main road running through that part of town, it’s like you’ve also made a left hand turn back in time, back to cowboy time and land. Only thing reminding you of the present year would be the gigantic pick-ups and flash cars. Hilux has gotten a competitor on my favourite list by the way. The Toyota Tundra might be slightly more attractive in my eyes. However, they do look suspiciously similar, so might just be a name change sales trick for the American market. Back to the time travelling again… 
The old Route 66 town has got picturesque front porches, verandas and signs swinging in the wind everywhere you look. Small cafés, a pretty church at the main square, bead shops, Peruvian and Ecuadorian specialities, native American handcraft and jewellery boutiques, rattlesnake museum and New Mexican chile shops on every corner. And yes, it’s called chile in this end of the world. Green or red style and the main ingredient of the local kitchen, makes some amazing salsas. You can also find the fairly cool Vintage Cowgirl shop. After being even more indoctrinated with cowboy hats and buckle belts since the transfer in Salt Lake City, I had to have a look. No hats in there, but boots. Proper cowgirl boots with decorative stiches and patterns, just standing on the shelves waiting to be used in Copenhagen in a few months. Eventually managed to control myself and left with the same amount of money as when I entered the store.

Talking about boots, uneducated me thought boots were made of cows, oh sorry, I mean bull hide, or possibly of snakes, alligators or other semi extinct reptiles for the special occasions. But man, I’ve got things to learn about boots. During the ten days of lectures, our Louisianan instructor made sure to display about half of his boots collection. Not only including the standard bull hide and reptile ones, but also the ostrich leg ones, ostrich body ones, the authentic colour elephant ones, the dyed elephant ones and as a Friday treat, the stingray ones. Not really politically correct to make boots out of some of these animals in my opinion, but have to admit that the stingray ones looked pretty cool with their black, glistering texture. And supposedly they’re very good for wet weather.

While walking back to the car after having had the best club sandwich ever for lunch, I realised my eyes were stinging. Strange. Ok, a little bit tired from the Malbec and GTs last night perhaps, and yes, I should have brought my sunnies, but it shouldn’t sting this bad. Almost felt like someone had thrown sand in my eyes. A few second later I had connected the dots, windy weather in a city in the middle of the desert, what would that give you? Sand in the wind of course. Finished the workweeks off in sand storm and started the holiday week in a snow one - nice.

Albuquerque 2011

Sandia Peak.












Old town.









Food, lots of food.